sometimes i feel like i upset someone, even if they dont say it, or i was an ignorant person towards someone, and even if they “excuse it” the only way i’d ever feel okay again is if they well and truly yelled at me, got their anger out and then i would apologize with as much sincerity as possible or they can beat me to half an inch of my life and thats fine, too

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ishidakiyomondo:

image MISSARTISTE said: 

trolls nipples have wrought a friendship in themselves. its pretty incredible and by that i mean what the heck do u mean to say we’re friends over troll nipples

whenever my kids tell me they cant make friends because they have nothing to talk about im going to sit them down and say son i forged a friendship over the discussion of whether or not aliens had nipples dont u dare tell me you have nothing to talk about

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(Source: coordinatorkenny)

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lawnegbert:

missartiste:

during lunch sometime i think i said to callie and sarah “sex is gross, jesus christ” and. and sarah literally started freaking out and saying “I DONT UNDERSTNAD YOU„,*shaking with laughter with panic in eyes* I DONT!!!! BECAUSE SADAF HALF OF TIME YOURE SO SEXUAL.??!!!!*starts shaking head and still looks wide-eyed, laughing hysterically* BUT THEN????? OYU?????” and i was sort of clutching on to her in confusion and laughing but also very concerned

youre going to be the death of me i swear

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peachyogurtparty:

indesisive and bad at spelling: missartiste: during lunch sometime i think i said to callie and sarah…

missartiste:

during lunch sometime i think i said to callie and sarah “sex is gross, jesus christ” and. and sarah literally started freaking out and saying “I DONT UNDERSTNAD YOU„,*shaking with laughter with panic in eyes* I DONT!!!! BECAUSE SADAF HALF OF TIME YOURE SO SEXUAL.??!!!!*starts…

Personally i think Sadaf would make an excellent leader because every mean person on the planet would be put in jail i guarantee it 

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peachyogurtparty replied to your post: i kept saying “im making sex illegal” today and…

Its kind of hard to understand still

for the love of god, callie. look. im just going to stop everyone, ever, from engaging in coitus. i dont care how this will be accomplished, but it will. its easy, its simple, its effective, and i want it that way. 

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i kept saying “im making sex illegal” today and callie kept asking me “but who will repopulate the earth” and i just kept replying “no, did you hear me. sex is illegal” how hard is this to understand

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during lunch sometime i think i said to callie and sarah “sex is gross, jesus christ” and. and sarah literally started freaking out and saying “I DONT UNDERSTNAD YOU„,*shaking with laughter with panic in eyes* I DONT!!!! BECAUSE SADAF HALF OF TIME YOURE SO SEXUAL.??!!!!*starts shaking head and still looks wide-eyed, laughing hysterically* BUT THEN????? OYU?????” and i was sort of clutching on to her in confusion and laughing but also very concerned

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when all ur friends start to couple off and ur left behind

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